Hallucinating Pixie

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doxiequeen1:

harzilla:

doxiequeen1:

My Napoleon sword is made of a yardstick. 
It is very imposing. 
You can all just run away in fear now. 

Dude. It’s a measuring sword. You can totally count how many inches you impaled somebody.

I guess we created a revolutionary new weapon without even knowing it 

doxiequeen1:

harzilla:

doxiequeen1:

My Napoleon sword is made of a yardstick. 

It is very imposing. 

You can all just run away in fear now. 

Dude. It’s a measuring sword. You can totally count how many inches you impaled somebody.

I guess we created a revolutionary new weapon without even knowing it 

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